breakfast at duffany's

LOL GET IT

so, duffins serves breakfast.  it is pretty underwhelming, but if you adjust your standards to "breakfast served on a styrofoam plate at 3am" setting it is actually quite good.  they do all the usual variations on the two eggs + meat theme.  click here to find out why you should just get a fucking vietnamese sub instead.

bacon, ham, or sausage?  

duffins donuts used to sell smokes

this is the inside of the old location of duffins on main and 33rd.  in addition to serving delicious pan-asian and pan-whitey cuisine, they also sold PACKS OF SMOKES for all you smokers out there.  

do you smoke

what is your brand

i personally love smoking.  i smoke belmonts in canada and parliaments in the states.  although i recently gave up smoking and took up (good news) cigarette juice.

PERSONAL POST NEED ADVICE

my GF just put this as her profile picture

if your GF did this and had a picture of her making out with some other guy would you be mad or not care?

i am kind of weirded out.  i guess it's okay because i kind of look like him except i'm not turian.

the burger is actually good

there are a bunch of other 24hr places you could get a burger in vancouver, like bino's or knight and day.  but sometimes you want a burger, a donut, and a young coconut juice, but you are also there with your girlfriend and she wants pineapple flavoured soft serve and fried rice noodle with pork that she isn't even going to finish anyway.  also, perhaps you "did things" or you "smell bad" and you do not want the inconvenience of a server and human interaction.  where can i get all these things yet minimize interpersonal contact?

ENTER DUFFINS

i know you probably think that the only good things at duffins are the torta subs or the viet subs, but the burgers are actually good.  they are an excellent source of patty grease if you get a double and add cheese.  as you can see, the cheese is all sweaty and pliable.  it's way better than the burgers at that "by donation" charity bbq that got all mad because i only paid 2 cents come on 2 cents is still a donation.


if this is your first time here pull up a chair and introduce yourself i can try and answer all and any questions about duffins or me or life in general i hear i give good advice.

young coconut

are you ever in east van and think hmm i could go for a donut and a freshly-macheted but shrink-wrapped young coconut to wash it down?

duffin's has them.  they are in the fridge.  i have never seen anyone order one at duffin's.  do you think i should leave my house and physically go to duffin's and try one?  i already know what coconut water tastes like but maybe it is better with donuts than coffee.


what would you get with your donut:


bubble tea
milkshake
coffee
coconut water
soda


keep in mind some of these answers mean you are a total fatass.

vietnamese chicken sub

the best thing at duffins is the vietnamese chicken sub.  this post will anger chicken torta supremacists.   i understand the torta has avocado, but overall, the vegetable components of a vietnamese sub are tastier.   if you send me pro-torta hate mail i will ignore it because i have enough hate in my life, thanks.


talking about this sandwich seems pointless, i will list its components and post a picture of it with jokerman font on it because it is my favourite font.

french bread for fluff and carb
carrots n cucumbers for crisp and sweetness
hot peppers (warning! spice alert!)
chicken for meaty goodness.


be a glutton and get it with fries.  get mayo and cock sauce for the fries.  who needs arteries.


this sandwich is the goddamn reason you go to duffins.  it is not merely a novelty menu item to gawk at.