the burger is actually good

there are a bunch of other 24hr places you could get a burger in vancouver, like bino's or knight and day.  but sometimes you want a burger, a donut, and a young coconut juice, but you are also there with your girlfriend and she wants pineapple flavoured soft serve and fried rice noodle with pork that she isn't even going to finish anyway.  also, perhaps you "did things" or you "smell bad" and you do not want the inconvenience of a server and human interaction.  where can i get all these things yet minimize interpersonal contact?

ENTER DUFFINS

i know you probably think that the only good things at duffins are the torta subs or the viet subs, but the burgers are actually good.  they are an excellent source of patty grease if you get a double and add cheese.  as you can see, the cheese is all sweaty and pliable.  it's way better than the burgers at that "by donation" charity bbq that got all mad because i only paid 2 cents come on 2 cents is still a donation.


if this is your first time here pull up a chair and introduce yourself i can try and answer all and any questions about duffins or me or life in general i hear i give good advice.